the other day i thought about sweaters and then i thought about boys in sweaters and then i thought about holding hands with boys in sweaters and then i got very emotional
"How are your grades?"
"What are you majoring in?"
"Have you got a girlfriend?"
"What do you want to do when you graduate?"
do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded
does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack
am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding
these are our struggles
Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations
The struggles of a man
thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina
you need an award right now
if you say your hair has never annoyed you to the point of wanting to shave your head you’re lying