when you type “fuck” but accidentally put “duck”
It so confusing when people say “the boys.” Who are you talking about? 5 Seconds of Summer? One Direction? The Jonas Brothers? All 43 US Presidents? Nobody knows.
people think that i am cruel but really i have the heart of a child. 4 or 5 of them actually i collect them.
The difference between learning a modern language and an ancient language is that in first year French you learn “Where is the bathroom?” and “How do I get to the train station?” and in first year Attic Greek or Latin you learn “I have judged you worthy of death” and “The tyrant had everyone in the city killed.”
Why can’t you trust atoms?
Cause they make up everything
have no regrets
except all those facebook pages you liked back in 2009, regret those